“So you have her help get ready for dates?”I giggled, and squeezed him. “Well, in some ways she really loves it. She likes to pretend I am her grown up Barbie doll, and she loves dressing me up. As you saw last night, the more outrageous the better. And she also handles my makeup. That is one thing I have never been able to really do, other than a touch of blush and lipstick. I have all my clothes laid out in my closet, so I can arrange outfits I like. But she often takes charge and puts me in outfits I had never thought of before. And I am told you liked it last night.”“Di, I about lost my mind last night, I have to admit. Almost all night long I was seeing your nipples poke through that shirt, and all I wanted to do was take them in my mouth. And I had a feeling you were enjoying being with me, because I quite often saw them grow harder when I said something, or when we were dancing.”I nodded. “Yea, that is what she told me. I think she did it on purpose, so you could see my. ...The Houdini DumpYou go, you stand to flush and it has disappeared! Did it creep down the pipe or did you dream the whole thing? Should you flush? Oh yes as you can guarantee that if you don't, it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in.Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...Ghost ShitYou know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.Teflon Coated ShitComes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!Gooey ShitThis has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent sk** marks in the toilet.Second Thought ShitYou're all done.
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